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…Reynolds is the school jock that everybody adores. Reynolds is the popular rich kid who has it all. Reynolds is perfection and as John Cena, there is room for only one perfect specimen and that’s me, John Fucking Cena. I’m…
Reuben Salsa
Patrick Metzger
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