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…r money. Speaking of, check out what royal interbreeding did for attractive royal family portraits. I mean c’mon royals, if your family portraits make Frankenstein look hunky, marry a commoner already. You know what I’m talking about, Diana.
Amy Sea
Patrick Metzger
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Hapsburgs, amirite?
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