Ha, now that I'm old my ass is simultaneously flat and saggy.

…ut I am to the makeup companies and 16-year-old cashiers who insist on giving me a senior discount, even when I turn around and show them my high-tight twenty-year-old ass. Just kidding — 16-year-olds can’t be cashiers.
I’m as Cracked as the Sahara but There’s a Skin Care Product For That
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Amy Sea
Patrick Metzger
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Oct 22, 2024
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Ha, now that I'm old my ass is simultaneously flat and saggy.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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