Great line. The whole thing is excellently funny.

“You smell like rabid, feral rodents who started their own Fight Club,” my ex-fiancé remarked before throwing up all over me.
Why I’m Thankful My Pillow Spray is 100% Vegan and Cruelty-Free
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Patrick Metzger
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Great line. The whole thing is excellently funny.
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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