Good lord being a woman has definite downsides.

…DMs pondering my relational status, my eyes roll so far back in my head; I wind up with a migraine. After facing my silence, said dude typically then sends a blurry shot of his little Johnson, and I throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Why I Will Fight Against Vaguebookers and Other Evil Social Media Archetypes
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Sarah Paris
Patrick Metzger
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Sep 4, 2021
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Good lord being a woman has definite downsides.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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