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…overbooked for Mother’s Day. We grossly underestimated turn times, and had unhappy, waiting guests. One Mom decided she’d show us — she smeared her fecal matter all over the mirrors of the main women’s bathroom and ran out with her family.
Sarah Paris
Patrick Metzger
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