For a refreshing summer cocktail?

I’m sorry if I seem distracted, but I’m still thinking about how I was screaming “I HAVE TO PUT ICE ON MY BUTTHOLE. MY BUTTHOLE,” on the phone last night with my (extremely deaf) mom while I was still at the office and what the …
Yes, I’m Judgmental
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Patrick Metzger
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May 16, 2023
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For a refreshing summer cocktail?
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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