Finally looks-ism will be a thing of the past. Please also make me taller.

…e lenses will come with a lens filter option for another $79, making everyone look more attractive. It’ll be in a state of permanent beer goggles. Who knows who I’ll kiss?
From Faking Orgasms to Faking Northern Lights
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Patrick Metzger
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Jan 12, 2025
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Finally looks-ism will be a thing of the past. Please also make me taller.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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