Feels risky with zippered pants.

Once I went commando, I couldn’t go back. Try it one day, and you’ll see what I mean. Free your nether regions from confinement and join me. Happy day after National Freedom From Underw…
It’s No Big Deal That I Missed National Underwear Day
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Michelle Marie Warner
Patrick Metzger
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Aug 7, 2024
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Feels risky with zippered pants.
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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