Fashionable Trump Followers Are Packing Branded Switchblades

Order now and own the libs by this time next week

All images from Trump Collectible Knives website

The above pic isn’t a hilarious product of my sinister left-wing imagination and an AI draw-bot. It’s a real ad from a sponsor of Blaze, the Glen Beck media company dedicated to raising the pulse rates and draining the bank accounts of hysteria-addled Patriots everywhere.