Congrats! Is there a Dave Barry one?

Which led me to write the following essay for the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop competition, which “won” “honorable” “mention” and came with a sum of money that will get me through almost a month at Starbucks (look, going to the ‘bucks is literally the only happiness I experience).
Naked and Unafraid
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Patrick Metzger
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Mar 2, 2024
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Congrats! Is there a Dave Barry one?
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Written by Patrick Metzger8.4K Followers
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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