Clearly you're not Canadian.

…ides. The sport injects humor and mockery into its soul. No other sport has met such unique goals — although curling comes close.
Stiff Arm Running: Exciting Sport of the Future
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Patrick Metzger
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Clearly you're not Canadian.
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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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