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Everyone knows theaters are cold as fuck. Even in a prolonged, global blackout, it would still take a solid decade to warm up in there.
Kristen Stark
Patrick Metzger
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and the popcorn won't go bad for a similar time period.
Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***
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