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I write in a awkward slurry of genres, including fiction, satire, poetry, science, personal essays etc. Some of it you might like and some you might find pretentious bullshit. If you think it's all pretentious bullshit, thank you for reading this far.


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Patrick Metzger

Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***