PinnedPatrick Metzger·Aug 21, 2021About Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrativeA response icon98A response icon98
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Patrick Metzger·6d agoMitch McConnell Returns to Senate As Transparent Floating Entity“I am definitely not an AI-powered hologram”A response icon2A response icon2
InThe Narrative ArcbyPatrick Metzger·Jul 1My Personal Summer of Love, Sex, and IneptitudeI left home a callow boy and came home a callow, insufferable young manA response icon6A response icon6
Patrick Metzger·Jun 27How Does AI Understand Itself?A conversation where AI explains in a polite way why it’s better than humansA response icon7A response icon7
InSweary MommybyPatrick Metzger·Jun 21Can I Call You Dad?The small changes that change everythingA response icon4A response icon4
InCulture ClubbyPatrick Metzger·Jun 20Waiting for PradeepBoy gets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets rideshareA response icon2A response icon2
InThe HavenbyPatrick Metzger·Jun 17President Trump To Jump Sharks in Reflecting Pool For July 4 CelebrationAaaayyyyy!A response icon5A response icon5
InSweary MommybyPatrick Metzger·Jun 6Some Hard Questions about Puff The Magic DragonRevisiting a children’s folk classic with a critical eyeA response icon23A response icon23
InThe Narrative ArcbyPatrick Metzger·Jun 2Five Foot Nine On a Good DaySome thoughts on height and masculinityA response icon10A response icon10
