PinnedPatrick MetzgerAbout Me — Patrick MetzgerThis is not a linear narrative4 min read·Aug 21, 2021--88--88
PinnedPatrick MetzgerinImogene’s NotebookWhere I’m From is Not a PlaceA poem2 min read·Jan 17, 2024--42--42
Patrick MetzgerinMuddyUmI’m a Former Covert Operative Sick of Having To Clean Up Every Town I Move ToI’d be happy to let everyone apologize and move on but I always wind up kicking someone through a plate-glass window·3 min read·2 days ago--12--12
Patrick MetzgerinFictionsThe Devil’s Right HandA love story horror mystery with a tip of the hat to Steve Earle·3 min read·3 days ago--8--8
Patrick MetzgerinThe Bad InfluenceFashionable Trump Followers Are Packing Branded SwitchbladesOrder now and own the libs by this time next week·4 min read·Apr 15, 2024--16--16
Patrick MetzgerinCrow’s FeetSaying Farewell to My Binge Drinking DaysAnother curse of aging revealed·3 min read·Apr 9, 2024--51--51
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenA MAGA Guide to Understanding the Solar EclipseDon’t believe Big Astronomy·3 min read·Apr 7, 2024--21--21
Patrick MetzgerinThe Narrative ArcFinding the Magic in the EverydayA love story and a life lesson·4 min read·Apr 4, 2024--39--39
Patrick MetzgerinRedemptionThe True Tale of the Harrowing of HellThe parts the Bible leaves out·4 min read·Mar 29, 2024--12--12
Patrick MetzgerinThe HavenI, ChatGPT, Am Very Disappointed in YouHi! I’m ChatGPT and I want to talk about you and me, by which I mean ‘you” as in humans and “me” as in the name brand of AI.·3 min read·Mar 25, 2024--14--14